paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

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Pulling your pipe

To pull the pipe, generally being lazy, procrastinating, male masturbation.

Pulling your pipe. "Have you seen billy?". " i reckon he's at home pulling his pipe. "

by Thewombweasel February 16, 2015

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Banging on a sewer pipe

Fucking an ugly person

“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night”

by EeezEats.com December 24, 2018

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There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021

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pipe pill

An adulterated ecstasy pill. A horrible excuse for an ecstasy pill, which should only contain MDMA, MDA, or another form of the MDxx family of chemicals in it. The pill most likely contains meth-amphetamine, but can also have amphetamines, caffeine, pseudo-ephedrine, procaine, etc in it.

Do not buy those pipe pills, they are straight meth bombs, you might as well smoke some shit and stay up for a couple of days.

by Steven Gus Petropoulos January 2, 2009

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