Human Parking Cone

It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.

oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!

by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010

Parking Queen

A female driver who is skilled at obtaining the car park closest to the intended destination.

Passenger: The carpark is full, we'll have to park in the back row.
Driver: Never fear! Parking Queen is on the case! *Lauren parks car at very front*

by FuzzyFruit November 19, 2007

Haleigh Perkins Disease

Is where you suddenly change your life because you met a girl. She may like you better if you do this rather than that so you change your ways to impress her..

Taylor Stanford has stopped playing Xbox 360 with JeRzEE because of the Haleigh Perkins Disease.

by JeRzEEb0i September 19, 2010

perkinator

one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential sexual prospects without discression.

Damn, Chris is such a perkinator. I was walking by and he couldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even trying to hide it.

by Josephverrochi Majorjean November 9, 2010

Perkins

Loud declaration made after passing wind, whether a loud and proud or silent but deadly.

My butt: pppfffffffttthrrthhhppp-ppp.pp.p
Me: Perkins!
You: (holding nose): Ew bitch! That's nasty!

by buzzball July 8, 2011

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Parking Spot Shopper

An Individual that spends more time looking for a parking spot that is reletavely close to the establishment;than they do in the establishment.

Your mom takes you to the grocery store: You look for a parking space for hours. She waits until someone leaves and waits for them to back out and stuff. You spend a half an hour looking for a parking spot. You spend 10 minutes tops in the store. Yo Mama is a parking spot shopper.

by TTCool December 21, 2006