parasmitic

Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.

Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.

by JK@M9 January 27, 2011

parbs

Points, assists, rebounds, blocks, and steals.

Damn, Curry got parbs last night.

Westbrook can average a double par (points, assists, and rebounds), but one does not simply average double parbs.

Harden was droppin' parbs last night.

by Crayraythetyrone April 4, 2017

Paris

Paris is a cute boy with dark brown eyes, and is extremely funny. Everyone wants to be his friend, and all the girls fall for him. He is also very fit and athletic, and a great artist.

Girl 1: Who do you have a crush on?
Girl 2: Paris.
Girl 1: OMG me 2! He is so cute

by Qdjfheovjw rodriejgpwjfjrv May 24, 2018

Parashitting

When you shit yourself while parachuting.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I think I'm parashitting myself!"
Guy 2: "What? I can't hear you!"

by zephwynder June 12, 2018

Paris

Is a nice talkative person, is not very smart, he is one of the funniest people you will meet

Fan girl: Paris is so funny

by Flahstorm November 30, 2018

Paris

Paris is the most kind and caring person out there. She may not realize it but she’s beautiful. She’s good at listening to drama and is super funny. She is also athletic and cheers people up even when they are having a bad day.

“Paris is such a good listener”
“Yea she helps me a lot”

by Hahailybro February 27, 2019

Paris

Paris is a beautiful little lady, often smaller than others. Usually has long brown hair and brown eyes funny but in the annoying way. Likes to dye her hair a lot and isn’t into makeup. Often has quite a few best friends. When Paris likes a boy she will stop at nothing to get him to like her back and will tell everyone she likes them so they will know.

“Wow did you see that Paris!”
“Yea man I wish she liked me”
“She’s likes everyone 😉”

by Elmoinmyblmo May 25, 2019