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panda lover

A sick minded, twisted lover of pandas
ohh noo get your dirty panda loving hands off me you dirty little panda lover!!!
by frank November 16, 2004
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panda sunset

noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006
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panda madness

1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.
Holy shit honey, that man has panda madness!
by Harry Truman April 6, 2008
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Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011
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Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.
by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010
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Panda Sex

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
by Kermy615 September 11, 2018
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Panda'd

1.) The act of getting denied harshly, or getting put down in an excruciatingly horrible way.

2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.

3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.

4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
Person #1 I heard Mark just ask out Cindy.

Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...

Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...

Person #1 Is Mark alright?

Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.

Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.

Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.

Person #1 (mind explosion)
by Sexual Harassment Panda Cub December 19, 2009
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