by frank November 16, 2004
Get the panda lover mug.noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006
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1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.
by Harry Truman April 6, 2008
Get the panda madness mug.a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011
Get the Panda Table Backhandspring mug.When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010
Get the Panda Jerk mug.Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
by Kermy615 September 11, 2018
Get the Panda Sex mug.1.) The act of getting denied harshly, or getting put down in an excruciatingly horrible way.
2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.
3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.
4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.
3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.
4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
Person #1 I heard Mark just ask out Cindy.
Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...
Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...
Person #1 Is Mark alright?
Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.
Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.
Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.
Person #1 (mind explosion)
Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...
Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...
Person #1 Is Mark alright?
Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.
Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.
Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.
Person #1 (mind explosion)
by Sexual Harassment Panda Cub December 19, 2009
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