panda lover
panda lover by frank November 16, 2004
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panda sunset
noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
panda sunset by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006
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panda madness
1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.
panda madness by Harry Truman April 6, 2008
Panda Table Backhandspring
a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
Panda Table Backhandspring by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011
Panda Jerk
When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
Panda Jerk by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010
Panda'd
1.) The act of getting denied harshly, or getting put down in an excruciatingly horrible way.
2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.
3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.
4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.
3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.
4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
Person #1 I heard Mark just ask out Cindy.
Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...
Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...
Person #1 Is Mark alright?
Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.
Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.
Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.
Person #1 (mind explosion)
Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...
Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...
Person #1 Is Mark alright?
Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.
Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.
Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.
Person #1 (mind explosion)
Panda'd by Sexual Harassment Panda Cub December 19, 2009