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ur ancestors pansexual

More powerful than “Ur mom gay,” “Ur dad lesbian,” and “your granny tranny.”

Every time someone says this to you, one generation of your family becomes pansexual.
Bob: ur mom gay
Jon: ur ancestors pansexual

Bob:*watches in fear as the first generation of his family become so pansexual and dies*
by Daddy.Meme.Master69 May 10, 2018
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Poleax Pansexual

A Poleax Pansexual is someone (specifically a Pansexual) who is against Pansexual erasure and exclusion and believes that Pansexual and Bisexual are different (because they are).

A Poleax pansexual also strives to change the harmful original definition (and flag) to be reformed and such.
Im a Poleax Pansexual and I honestly just came to say that exclusion is dumb lmao
by Nint3ndop3 September 22, 2020
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objectum pansexual

liking all genders and objects, aka the only valid pansexual label
oh are you objectum and like all genders? you seem to be objectum pansexual
by haha bisexuals go burr June 10, 2020
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raging.pansexual

A seggcy, handsome and perfect Tiktok Creater. Also a very funny and silly little baka😈🤤
Lazy bum:"I'm not mutuals with raging.pansexual"
Tinysaiki:"Never speak to me again"
by Tinysaiki March 22, 2021
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Goth Pansexual

Wears black like the color of their soul and collects the tears of their enemies. Is pan because gender is a far too inferior a thing to matter to the godliness that is a goth pansexual. They probably have a lot of childhood trauma so please be patient with them. If you ask them about their life story they will go on for hours and love you forever. Compliment their outfit, eyeliner, hair, etc. they will go on thinking about it for weeks because they're used to weird stares from old men in the grocery store. Fem presenting goth pansexuals will disrespectfully curse you if you feel it's ok to sexualize them for wearing black and having shoulders. If you have a goth pansexual as your partner, understand that they are like pets. Feed them and cuddle them and calm them down when they're sad. Like crows, they'll give you shiny things to show their appreciation for you. They might look scary but deep down they really just want a hug, stuffed animals, and someone to watch a mindless movie with.
"Frick bruh look at that goth pansexual coming our way." "Calm down Brad it's just my GF and she probably needs a hug cuz her brains telling her I don't love her again."

"Yeah, my partner is a goth pansexual. I am very concerned for their mental health so I make sure to text him every 20 minutes to make sure they're ok."

"I thought I would be getting cute black lipstick kiss prints on my cheek and fun trips to pride. Now I've got this crying jingly bitch hugging my leg. But goth pansexual boyfriends are worth it."

"I didn't pick up for 10 minutes and Xe thought I died. I love my goth pansexual though."

"If he does stop collecting stuffies I'm gonna have to make a whole new room for her collection. But I love them and I knew what I was getting into when they told me they were a goth pansexual."

"Bro your complaining about your ONE goth pansexual partner. Try having two. My shoulders are constantly covered in tears from them both crying on me."

"Am I a straight man? Yes. But I've got a goth pansexual girlfriend so I know a thing or two about being a good ally."
by Ihaveakitchenwarekink April 23, 2021
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Semi-pansexual

My brother identifies as semi-pansexual
by Sebass_chin2007 June 5, 2021
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homo-pansexual

A guy person that likes guys bi's transvesties. Not only for looks but for who they are.
I'm gay but i'm open to all gays bis and transvestites. So that means that i'm homo-pansexual
by Rittz April 9, 2009
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