A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.
While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.
Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003
Get the Crystal Monkey palace mug.verb; To shank (miss) an easy kick in a football game. This can be a punt, kickoff, extra point attempt, or a field goal. If your grandmother could kick it, chances are Palardy could not. Hence, only applied to the most inexcusable inaccuracies in athletics.
This is so-named for the famously inept Michael Palardy, statistically the worst kicker in SEC history.
This is so-named for the famously inept Michael Palardy, statistically the worst kicker in SEC history.
Dude 1: Last I saw, they had the ball inside the 5 for the game-winning field goal. How'd they lose?
Dude 2: Worst palardy you've ever seen, man. Other coach gave him the game ball.
Dude 2: Worst palardy you've ever seen, man. Other coach gave him the game ball.
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A Nigerian slang that signifies Trouble or commotion. It can also be used when there is altercation amongst people.
by 99loran November 20, 2022
Get the Palava mug.A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance.
-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.
-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.
-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.
-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.
-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.
-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.
by Truman Benedix March 4, 2008
Get the jacks & palances mug.The best bar in all of Canada, has the best staff in the entire country. No cover and $3.00 beers!!! Ain't no party like a Palace party!!!!
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