Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

Problematically Attractive

An adjective describing a person who is extremely attractive to the point of being distractive, but expressing any attraction towards them would be taboo. This term is an antonym of Situationally Attractive, as it describes someone you would ask out under virtually any other circumstances. It is especially appropriate for situations where you must interact with the person in question and conceal your interest in them.

1) An especially cute subordinate would be Problematically Attractive. Monica Lewinsky is a famous example of this.

2) Any teacher or TA attractive enough that you genuinely consider dating them, particularly if you are under 18. Since you can't date them, they're problematically attractive

3) Someone who would be the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend were it not for their BFF, parents, or other close associates.

by Shalinn Vingon Munik Cye December 14, 2012

problema

Problema is a turm used in Spanish to say problem

Daughter :Thanks for everything you do for me

Mom : no problema

by Cgrace_stephens August 18, 2017

senate probe

The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.

performung a "senate probe" now means to perform hand gestures between men's room stalls..

by Well Hung September 9, 2007

penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

the problems

People who are considered to be interruptions to the Communist/Utopian plan.

1. China is planning to use military force to handle the problems who are protesting in Hong Kong.
2. Donald Trump is one of the problems faced by the leftist media in the USA.
3. Conservative posters on Urban Dictionary run the risk of being put on "the problems" list and having their previously approved words erased.

by TheFleeceMan August 23, 2019

No problemius

It's an inside joke of me and my best friend. It's like no problem xd

-How are you?
-I'm good, thankius.

-No problemius :D

by No problemius January 12, 2021