I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.
by Violetdavain November 18, 2019
The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 10, 2024
by Nnnnnnn??? July 27, 2019
When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 01, 2017
by nutmegtobin March 05, 2017
The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.
“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”
by Nig Bigger January 27, 2025
Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 04, 2018