poser

Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.

*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*

Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"

Everyone else: "..."

poser by H8UsCozTheyAnus July 15, 2025

Poser

A poser is a little bitch who acts like they know and associate with something(a piece of media) when they really don't know anything about it. They like to make it their whole personality but when you ask them the most simple of questions about it they suddenly can't remember or "interacted with it a looong time ago"

Yeah I know you don't really like anime you trend hopping dick riding dork

"Omg I loooooveeee being emo haha cut my life into pieces!!! Omggg I'm literalllyyyy gonna cut myself hawhahwhaw."
"Oh my god you fucking poser."

Poser by SPYDER234 November 19, 2025

poser??? 

ok used to act like poser but NOT ANY MORE...

ok maby she did act like a poser but so what SHES NORMAL NOW GET OVER IT.....

poser??? by not sayin November 10, 2004

(poser) 

One who will do anything to get into a party.

Wow omfg Olivia is the biggest (poser), she will do anything to get some action.

(poser) by badgirl2 January 4, 2009

poser emo 

one who tries to act emo for the sake of fitting in. but has no real life problems or anything to be upset over.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.

prep: Oh my god! my life sux! so i went out and bought this 80$ shirt with skulls on it with my daddy's credit card.

me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-

poser emo by meaghan o. August 6, 2007

poser otaku 

a person who pretends to like anime and tries to be part of the otaku subculture, but doesn't know anything about anime.

poser otaku: i love anime, especially one piece
real otaku: do you know who sanji is.
poser otaku: uuuuhhhh
real otaku: haha. poser

poser otaku by j-19239233-434940 May 16, 2009

poser anarchist

Teenager who claims to be an anarchist because he/she is under the false impression that anyone who never stops bitching about the government is an anarchist, and more intelligent, and that everyone else is blinded by propaganda. They wil constantly remind you of this, and will refer to themselves as anarchists on a minutley basis.


By their logic, we have all been anarchists, just for one day.... oh shit I'm talking David Bowie


Usually, they are quite intelligent, but some sort of loner.

Surburban kids bitching about capitalism and not having a fucking clue what they're on about and saying they are an anarchist?= poser anarchist

poser anarchist by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004