plato

One of the original spiders who cast the web in which we have not escaped for 2,400 years was plato. He banished art, making himself the only artist. Only he was a master B.S. artist. He learned from the ancient Egyptians and Babylonians how to enslave man "permanently," unless we can find away out of his Platonic thought and actions. He came up with a world of ideas that he convinced many people existed. Some were downright racist/fascist like his concept of the three metals that we all supposedly had at our essence. Guess who had the "Golden essence." Correct it was Plato. Guess the slave's metal. Right, lead. You too could have this golden essence, if you worked hard for Plato, fought in his army, didn't rock the boat, and paid 40% of your income to fight Plato's wars to kill and enslave your fellow man who was most likely much like you. He was one of the first protection racket politicians. Scare them and they will follow. Sound familar?

We are looking for a way to escape plato's web, but can't find it because we are looking with plato's eyes.

by fred ressler September 29, 2006

Platonic Friend

1.sometimes when a man wants a women yet he knows she is grossed out/creeped out/not attracted to him he will attempt to get close to her claiming to be merely a "platonic friend".

2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"

1. Chris wanted Kristen but knew he could never have her so he claimed he just wanted to be a platonic friend

2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.

by LC Vince GT May 21, 2006

plutoed

To be demoted in some fashion.

This word comes from the former planet Pluto being demoted from planetary status

Dude did you hear? Pluto got plutoed, it's not a planet anymore!

by alxkq01 January 11, 2007

plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.

Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!

by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008

Platonic Shadow

A friend of the opposite gender, with whom you have no sexual tension or chemistry. Deinfed in the footnotes of Douglas Coupland's book Generation X. A nonsexual friendship with a member of the opposite sex. Douglas Coupland later admitted to being gay.

Natalie and Scott sat on the couch, watching a movie in his dimly lit basement.
Although they were both straight, and not signifigantly unattractive people, their relationship was completely nonsexual.
Natalie: You're my favorite Platonic Shadow, M'dear.
Scott: You made that term up, didn't you?
N: It's from a book by Douglas Coupland.
S: I don't care, I'm trying to watch this shitty movie.
N: Sorry.

by NatalieFack. September 5, 2007

Plute

A unheard of name that is sometimes mistaken for pluto, flute, suit when said out loud.

"Hey did you know that new restaurant is called Plute."

"Oh I thought its was pluto, my bad..."

by Nyahmofo April 29, 2010

platonic friends

Someone you meet on not4dating.com

friends without benefits - platonic friends

by Steve to the izzo March 24, 2009