If you thought your period was going away well be wrong cause life is unfair.
The felling when your symptoms are too much so you are drunk and the next morning you will feel like complete shit but you shit yourself with blood!
The felling when your symptoms are too much so you are drunk and the next morning you will feel like complete shit but you shit yourself with blood!
by FuckMotherNaturePotato June 18, 2017
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2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week
2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week
Person 1:” Why are you celebrating”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD”
Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD”
Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night”
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Your uterus gets a special notice? What's this? A visitor is coming?
Your uterus decides to decorate, because dang, this is a important visitor. Weeks pass. He thinks he's done a mighty fine job. But what.? No one shows
Your uterus, the party host, goes on a rampage and tears everything down and he's really angry.
Welcome to your period
Your uterus decides to decorate, because dang, this is a important visitor. Weeks pass. He thinks he's done a mighty fine job. But what.? No one shows
Your uterus, the party host, goes on a rampage and tears everything down and he's really angry.
Welcome to your period
by Turtle tea July 6, 2018
Get the Period mug.When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.
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"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
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Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago
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