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pantter

(Noun) A member of an elite group who seem to be above everyone else.
John: If I were you I wouldnt mess with him
Rick: Why not?
John: Well, for one, Hes a pantter and you're not
by Banger1 April 25, 2010
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Platter Gut

Of, or having, the human condition/beingness of being able to put a four inch or larger diameter plate or platter at the apex peak of the gut
by Eddietaps79 May 18, 2021
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Pittern

A tessellated diagram that at first glance may not look like it was produced by the number π, but on closer look, it reveals a figure patterned solely by the mathematical contant positioned in different orientations.
Ian plans to promote some of his pitterns as part of a collection of Pi NFTs on OpenSea, hoping that some math geeks would buy or bid for these wallet-friendly digital creations to support him financially.
by Fasters March 25, 2022
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Patergobb

Patergobb (noun) / Patergobbing (verb)

Parental or otherwise paternalistic speech, intended to be friendly, affectionate, or helpful but failing to achieve any of these three desired affects. Delivered in a loving tone from someone in a senior famlial relationship to a captive and/or unwilling listener.

Speaker is often oblivious to the listener's discomfort or their actual needs.

Speaker is often a parent. But patergobbing is often done by older siblings, grandparents, aunts, or uncles. Occasionally, preists, teachers, and bosses may patergobb to others because of the percieved paternal role of their profession.

Patergobbing is not to be confused with nagging, which takes the form of complainsts and delivered in a hostile or critical tone.
Charlotte attempted to comfort her adult daughter, Emma, while Emma's husband was in the hospital. But her words descended into patergobb.

Her advice wasn't useful or relevant, her words of affection were awkward and uncomfortable, and Charlotte spoke so quickly Emma had no time to think or collect herself. Leaving Emma even more overwhelmed and upset than when she started.
by Wildlebendes June 28, 2023
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Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat
Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten
by Da real man November 12, 2012
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beatrix potter

Beatrix Potter was an author and illustrator of children's books, active from the late 19th century to the early 20th century.
Beatrix grew up alongside her younger brother, Bartram, in a countryside mansion. Her well-to-do parents were very fond of the children, and more or less spoiled them with elaborate holidays to other rural areas in England, and little guinea pigs and rabbits as pets. Beatrix was a quiet yet brilliant girl, and had a very hard time getting her books published, mostly because many publishers were affronted to meet such a straightforward young lady. Frederick Warne, however, was new to the business, and welcomed her. The books were a hit, and the two married. Frederick, however, died a few years later unexpectedly. Beatrix was heartbroken. She married again, and it just wasn't the same, and the other man died quite soon after. She then retired to a beautiful manor near her childhood home, where she managed a farm, writing and painting throughout the rest of her days. Many consider her to be very influential in the world of children's literature.
Beatrix Potter is a grand author! Her work with Peter Rabbit is capital.
by KilljoyRainbow July 6, 2014
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dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.
" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "
by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016
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