Mister P

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

by Shougo February 12, 2022

P.E.T.S.

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.

One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 5, 2023

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

by XYungeloest July 11, 2021

/p

means "platonically". Like "/s" it's commonly used at the end of a phrase to denote that the message is entirely platonic.

Crush: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!/p
Me: haha thnx *kinda heartbroken inside*

by neeksthedipwit September 22, 2020

L.K.T.O.P

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition for beginning of time.

Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.

by Trust in me, the Devil. December 7, 2021

Hitting P

Doing something extremely good, near perfection. Commonly used amongst CS:GO players.

"Holy shit man, I'm/you're hitting P!"
About yourself: "Hitting P."

by gang gang skrr July 1, 2018

P to da east

P to da east or east to da p is a movement for the strong alliance that the OakPark bloods have with the EastSide Pirus. Oak park to da east or da east to oak park red flag burgundy flag all dat. mirgang or boe is not apart of this because it’s not a real gang.

P to da east blhud east to da p red flag burgundy flag we all wit it

by Realsac916 October 27, 2020