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Ohio State Buckeyes 

A disgusting scum sucking team of red necks that get there fucking ass handed to them every single year when they play Michigan. They play in some run down eye sore in the middle of the ghetto. What the fuck is a buckeye anyways?
BuckeyeFan1: Man that sucks that we got fucked up by Michigan again.
BuckeyeFan2: Ya i guess,lets go down the street and get some PCP (*Walks a block from campus to run down crackhouse*)

ohio players 

the biggest damn players in the world the players of all players
man dem damn ohio players stole ma bitch
ohio players by Icee June 20, 2007

ohio crack snack 

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.

Ohio Circle 

Noun - A burn ride that starts on Chicago's Northwest side commencing onto 90/94 Southbound to the Ohio exit that loops through downtown and back north. Preferably done under the cover of nightfall and bright city lights. Generally takes 10-15 minutes. Side effects include paranoia and munchies.
My mom's been all up my ass about getting a job, I could really go for an Ohio Circle right now.
Ohio Circle by Goodmandingo November 29, 2011
VERB (SLANG)
a. When you work in the service/tourism industry and the customer gives you a lousy tip or no tip at all. Popular saying in the Outer Banks.

slang (cheated, stiffed, shafted, shorted)
"I took a group of twelve from Cleveland for a two hour tour and they only gave me five bucks. I just got Ohio'd."
Ohio'd by Arthur Schopenhauer March 31, 2015

Ohio Shovel 

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.
Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

Ohio Lollipop 

The act of triggering the prolapse of one's partner's anus, either through applying enough pressure on his/her buttcheeks or by simply reaching out to the depths of his/her anus with one's hand and pulling the rectum out while twisting it, in order to lick it and suck it with progressively intense tongue and lip motions, as when performing oral sex. It is important to bear in mind that, after the act is performed, it is conventionally considered a lack of courtesy for the active partner not to return the receiving partner's anus to its original state, usually done by administering an Alabama Whack-a-Mole.
Man, I can still feel my asshole burning from the Ohio Lollipop Sally gave me last week!