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punt my offices

Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"
John Bobbitt: Why'd you punt my offices!?!
Lorena: Temporary insanity caused by your constant physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.
by The Kentucky Kid January 3, 2008
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post office

a room filled with all men, (all male).

also see sausage factory.
This bar is a post office, lets split.
by randy December 14, 2004
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Office Creeper

(Noun): A person at the office that has stalker like attributes, normally of the male persuasion. One who creeps on people around the office, and sometimes outside of the office, in social settings. A relentless pervert of the office who skeezes on the women therein.
Wow, Bob is such an Office Creeper.

Mike was on the prowl this morning, doing a good job of his new found job title, Office Creeper.
by __girl August 21, 2009
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Office Princess

A woman who gets her way and is in a managerial position at an office.
Worker"She always gets her way."

Co-Worker"Yeah, I know she's nothing but an office princess."
by XxPrimitivexX May 25, 2010
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Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.
Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.
by Tom June 17, 2003
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call your office

Before the advent of mobile communication devices (pagers, mobile phones), someone at a public event might be summoned over the public address system to "call your office", indicating that an urgent message was waiting for them. In this context, the phrase is used to imply that someone is unaware of important information - i.e. that their arguments are uninformed and therefore superfluous.
Your argument is wrong at every level. You should really call your office.
by Optiongeek April 8, 2010
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petty officer

A petty officer is a non-commissioned officer in many navies and is given the NATO rank denotion OR-6. They are equal in rank to sergeant in the British Army and Royal Air Force. A petty officer is superior in rank to leading rate and subordinate to chief petty officer, in the case of the British armed forces
Rae: I am Petty Officer Rollins I'm home on leave.
by sk8ter rae November 4, 2014
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