def 1: (noun) a person (typically female) who orgasms, particularly in a spectacular or wonderful manner, frequently, and/or repeatedly. Often characterized by squirting or female ejaculation. Typically, an orgasmer will achieve best results when working with an orgasmsmith.
Matt D: you had some really good orgasms, don't forget that...
Tessa B: -giggles- yes, for i'm a queen orgasmer.
Tessa B: -giggles- yes, for i'm a queen orgasmer.
by Tessa B. January 6, 2009
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I ran home dubbled over about ready to crap my pants. I sat down on the toilet and took an orgasmic dump. I felt so good and relaxed for hours after my orgasmic dump.
by JustDave September 13, 2013
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Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.
by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012
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Orgasmo: What is it my white sticky friend?
Semen Boy: Its your arch enemy! crabman!
Orgasmo: What is it my white sticky friend?
Semen Boy: Its your arch enemy! crabman!
by BuG300K June 2, 2004
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by CherryCherryBoomBoom July 30, 2009
Get the Music Orgasm mug.I came home and I was so damn horny. I took of my work jacket and started to strip myself off. I slowly took off my red bra, my panties, and unveiled my horny, wet pussy. I fingered and fingered. I threw my head back and screamed as I orgasmed, feeling like heaven. Next morning, I woke up with my husband, and, while he was sleeping, I sat on top of him. I pulled down his sleeping trousers, and opened the buttons on his boxers. I saw his floppy dick, just waiting for me, and started sucking. He woke up, confused, and looks down at me. I look up at him, and smile, with his cock in my mouth. I push mouth forward onto his dick and gag myself, and he moaned in orgasm. I lick up his cum, and then I turn round and sit on his wet cock. His cock goes through my hole, and he carries on humping like mad until he cums and orgasms again. I stand up and sit on his face, and he sucks my pussy. I moan, moan and moan. Then, he pushes his tongue right in and I scream with pleasure, and he finally pulls out of my pussy. I turn round and kiss him on the neck, and we kiss like we had all the time in the world.
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