A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
by Flik off January 30, 2021
A school test (almost always a science test, but can refer to random/miscellaneous crap found in pseudo science textbooks). The leading cause of death among junior high school students after extreme humiliation and stress.
"Dude, the new kid's in a coma."
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
by the stalker behind you April 13, 2009
The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.
Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.
Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.
by Karsen October 17, 2017
Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.
This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.
A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.
A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.
A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.
Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.
A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.
A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.
A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.
Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:
“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”
“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”
“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”
“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”
“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”
“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”
“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”
“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”
“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”
“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”
“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
by Bright Barry Boland February 08, 2019
The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.
Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
by Paddy Poletsky August 07, 2019
The P Test is the test used by primarily Gen Z and Millennials. This is used when clearing the history on your browser and looking to see if Adult Rated Content comes up then reminding you that you are lonely and anxious.
by BigBoyKeeg February 15, 2022