Patrick Marleau

The best, most amazing hockey player known to mankind. Captain of the San Jose Sharks, the greatest hockey team ever!

Patrick Marleau with the hattrick!

Another expert goal, made by Patrick Marleau.

Who's the best? Patrick Marleau is the best.

by seastar831 June 5, 2009

Patrick Silk

A tall incapable moron that has a weird brother named Logan. This guy thinks he is sexy and hot but he really isn’t. He is always surprised when his friends do better than him at things. He also is very immature and idiotic. He is a hoe and had sex at the age of 14.

Who is a hoe?
Patrick Silk

by C0S November 17, 2021

patrick huston

A hot ass TikToker whom is very underrated and needs to be verified now

Patrick Huston needs to be verified on TikTok, he’s so underrated.

by TikToker.Shelby_c0624 September 21, 2020

Patrick Marsalek

The perfect guy. Massive dick. Great with the ladies. Best athlete in the world

Brett: Damn my girl was snathced
Bob: By who?!
Brett: Patrick Marsalek
Bob: Damn dawg you better back off

by PGPFPGPGPGPG January 14, 2019

St Patrick

A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.

by benthrer March 7, 2010

sticky patrick

When someone is alseep, jizz in their hand. Then, tickle their face until they slap themselves with the pre-jizzed, sticky hand! It's kinda like the "traditional" joke with whipped cream or shaving cream, but much funnier!!

That guy got sticky patricked last night1

by hizfldskjfsdlakjf August 21, 2006

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003