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nintendophile

One who finds themself obsessed with and often sexually attacted to nintendo products. Often 'made' as a fanboy hits puberty.
What? You got Shigeru Miyamoto's face tatooed on your fallas? Nintendophile! ...do you think they'd do Mario?
by George Hayward December 6, 2006
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Nintendo 64

Although not a bad system in itself,the N64 had several problems,like a lack of good titles(Zelda,Mario,Goldeneye,Perfect Dark,Super Smash Bros.,Banjo,Conker,and a few others were the best),an over abundance of dull Pokemon games,a large controller that seemed to wear out easily,a lack of CDs,and expensive add-ons like the 64DD(Japan only) and Expansion pack plagued it.
I still get out my N64 when my friends are over for a Mario Tennis session. It kicks ass.
by 0niTTRay December 31, 2003
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nintendo wii

The crappiest and most boring and ugliest game graphics console ever made to mankind history.
Even the name sounds extremely gay.
And if you pay for 3 extra controllers to fully play 4 players games (mario kart, super smash bros and co) it will cost you as much as a PS3.
Alex : The PS3 will blast the Wii away-

Pete : Fuck the Nintendo Wii it sounds so gay. -

Josh : The Wii is cheap and cheaply made, its for poor people who can't buy food. -

Matt : What the fuck are those graphics?? You still playing on Xbox 1??
Ashton: No man its my new nintendo wii!
Matt: Holy shit, the graphics look like puke man. -
by dauragonjah November 8, 2006
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Pooping In My Nintendo

Popularized by John and Hank Green, commonly known as the vlog brothers, it refers to an incident when the boys were younger where their dog pooped in John's classic Nintendo game console.

It can now be used to describe something that was once great being ruined by it's own selfishness or greed.
Girl 1: I can't believe you ex-boyfriend cheated on you.
Girl 2: Yeah, girl, it was like he was just gladly pooping in my nintendo.

Man, BP totally pooped in the Gulf's Nintendo!
by zachimus June 21, 2010
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Nintendo Revolution

Nintendo's next console. They claim the revolutionary part of the console will be the controller, which they have yet to reaveal. All we know now is it is going to be less powerful then PS3 and Xbox 360, but easier to develop for. It has the ability to play gamecube games and download NES, SNES and N64 titles, but probably not ones made by 3rd Party developers. It can also be plugged into a computer monitor.
What kind of controller completly changes the way we play games and is used for old Nintendo titles?
by Marbarian August 3, 2005
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Nintendo Wii

Means something in Japanease, but sounds VERY gay in the American language
Nintendo Wii sounds cool but has a very different design to it
by Smedy June 28, 2006
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nintendofuck

A random compilation of nintendo games (new and old) stuffed in a shelf packed with other random shit you throw in there on the Saturdays you don't do anything.
Holy shit dude, your nintendofuck is getting pretty big.
by <STFU> March 14, 2008
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