by Johnny Nipps February 19, 2004
Get the nice hair, wanna fuck? mug.A man who is to afraid to speak his mind. Often times they will complain about how they are mistreated by women and hate the "Alpha's", "Frat Guy" ,"Athletes" and label them as troglodytes. What the nice guys fail to realize, is they are weak at a fundamental level. They only befriend the girls who are attractive because they have hopes that the friendship will result in sex or relationship. They kling on to these attractive woman because they do not have enough confidence in themselves to say they deserve more and better from these relationships. The pandering fool often is depressed because though he feels that he is close to the girl, he understands fundamentally the woman will not grow to like him. This is because girls are attracted to confidence on a very basic level. The obsequious ways of the nice guy are the embodiment of lack of confidence and self loathing. Nice guys do not strive to be jerks but good men. The difference in the two paradigms is this, nice guys do what they do to receive validation and praise, good men do what they want because they want to. Good men are truthful, honest and blunt.
by Thelonious Kwiggz August 11, 2012
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A term used by a female for a male she does not find sexually interesting.
See also: friend or just a friend
See also: friend or just a friend
One of life's great mysteries is how women can simultaneously complain about inconsiderate man-whores and the impossibility of finding a "nice guy", while sitting across from a hetero male friend who also has similar male friends that she has met but declined to date.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
Get the nice guy mug.To loose a fight in the section of Philadelphia called "Nicetown" or to get beat up for stealing or trying to steal, disrespecting children or the elderly in Nicetown, mainly to get your butt kicked in Nicetown (Philadelphia, PA), mainly to get your butt kicked real bad where ever you may live , a beat down like we do in Nicetown
by Stellastellar August 13, 2008
Get the Nicetown Beat Down mug."Nice view" is a phrase used by me and my friends. It is something that I think I worth sharing.
We say this when a friend of ours is sitting in front of someone's ass crack. "Nice view" is a mixture of sarcasm and if the view IS nice, good for you.
Me: Nice view. (Followed by a wink)
Her: I know right. (Sarcasm)
You know those times where you are just there working your butt off so you dont have homework tonight and then the person in front of you needs help so the teacher comes over and leans to the person so the her huge fat ass is right in front of your freaking face?
Me: Nice view. (While puking)
Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Now, are you scared of heights? Because the line on your behind is like halfway there. Pull it up!!
We say this when a friend of ours is sitting in front of someone's ass crack. "Nice view" is a mixture of sarcasm and if the view IS nice, good for you.
Me: Nice view. (Followed by a wink)
Her: I know right. (Sarcasm)
You know those times where you are just there working your butt off so you dont have homework tonight and then the person in front of you needs help so the teacher comes over and leans to the person so the her huge fat ass is right in front of your freaking face?
Me: Nice view. (While puking)
Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Now, are you scared of heights? Because the line on your behind is like halfway there. Pull it up!!
by marlanmae April 29, 2013
Get the Nice View mug.Elijah tipping is officially the nicest person in the world he is so amazing and appreciates everyone around him he is also bum fucking gabe
by The big secy man (harry) April 10, 2021
Get the Nicest person in the world mug.A male who expects a female to accept his romantic advances simply because he is "nice," and is angered when she does not.
Possible causes for this phenomenon:
1.) He views romance as a prize he is entitled to, like his allowance, as long as he behaves himself.
2.) He thinks all women are the same dainty, smiling, flower-picking Disney princess, who want nothing more in a man than giant smiles, polite chit-chat, poetry readings, and doors held opened for them. He does not understand that women are individuals.
3.) He has a mental disability that encourages girls to put on a super-nice act around him, as they would around a child. He mistakes this for their real personality, and thinks they are really getting to know each other and clicking, when...no. (This one's pretty tragic, and no one's fault, really.)
4.) He's a really bad actor, so even girls who DO want a "nice, sensitive guy" can see right through his crap.
5.) He is a genuinely nice guy, but only goes for hot girls he has nothing in common with...while complaining that girls always go for the "wrong" guy.
6.) A closeted homosexual or transsexual, who has discovered how conveniently the "nice guy" motif can cover up his secret. ("I'm just not a man's man!") This can leave a bad impression on the girl, after she learns the truth. She may become so paranoid, that if the next guy she dates cheats on her with another woman, she may break into a joyful jig, exclaiming, "My boyfriend is straight!"
Possible causes for this phenomenon:
1.) He views romance as a prize he is entitled to, like his allowance, as long as he behaves himself.
2.) He thinks all women are the same dainty, smiling, flower-picking Disney princess, who want nothing more in a man than giant smiles, polite chit-chat, poetry readings, and doors held opened for them. He does not understand that women are individuals.
3.) He has a mental disability that encourages girls to put on a super-nice act around him, as they would around a child. He mistakes this for their real personality, and thinks they are really getting to know each other and clicking, when...no. (This one's pretty tragic, and no one's fault, really.)
4.) He's a really bad actor, so even girls who DO want a "nice, sensitive guy" can see right through his crap.
5.) He is a genuinely nice guy, but only goes for hot girls he has nothing in common with...while complaining that girls always go for the "wrong" guy.
6.) A closeted homosexual or transsexual, who has discovered how conveniently the "nice guy" motif can cover up his secret. ("I'm just not a man's man!") This can leave a bad impression on the girl, after she learns the truth. She may become so paranoid, that if the next guy she dates cheats on her with another woman, she may break into a joyful jig, exclaiming, "My boyfriend is straight!"
"I am so finished with dating nice guys! Next time a guy tries to pick me up in a sparkely blue prius, I'm not going on the date."
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 5, 2014
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