nelson ma

the hourse
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ma ke

ma ke

"marke why u hourse"
- laoshi
"idk"
- nelson ma

by tang yuan September 27, 2022

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Get the nelson mamug.

Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

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Get the Nelsonmug.

colt nelson

a gay ass faggot bitch

colt nelson is a gay ass faggot bitch

by Mattress119 September 18, 2019

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Get the colt nelsonmug.

Pulling a Nelson

Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.

Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

by Grunt116 April 18, 2022

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