Negative Fucks

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021

Neg

A neg is a word short for negative used to tell people that they are negative about everything

"Ellav is such a neg"

by Kuhta1234 February 24, 2019

Neg

Neg is someone who is a dickhead/retard/dumbass

"Bro i dont think i can come" - "Wow, you fucking neg"

by DavidJJM8 September 18, 2018

Neg

A strategy to pick up chicks that incels popularized circa 2012. It involves tossing a mild insult at a girl disguised as a compliment in a attempt to bring down their confidence enough to like you either as a date or as a friend. Unfortunately most girls have now heard about this and if they realize they are experiencing a neg, it can massively backfire

Edit: often initiated by the boys with acne at uchicago

Boy: oh you’re studying AI? You must be smart but I tried it and found it boring.

Girl: are you trying to neg me rn?

*walks away and tells all her friends about how you tried to neg her and they all look at you across the room*

by Outcel at uchicago September 8, 2019

negative agent Z

007 style killer... unbeatable

see sof2

by Sacrilicious September 13, 2003

Negative dildo

An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.

E.g

She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.

by Dopiemaster1.7 April 23, 2019