grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016

sugared nuts

When you leave your semen to dry over your ballsack. It's really quite tasty.

I've seen far too many sugared nuts in my room in the past few weeks

by mousepouch360 July 29, 2016

Kog Nuts

A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.

Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him

by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.

Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Pocket nuts

Nuts you keep in your pocket to snack on or barter away throughout the day. These could be pistachios or peanuts or some other nut protected by a shell. It could also be a shelled nut like almonds or cashews.

I gave the cab driver some of my pocket nuts as a tip. Didn't want to break a 50

by Amicuz January 27, 2018