A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022
Get the Nap-A-Doodlemug. Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022
Get the Mark Napmug. When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
Get the facebook-nappedmug. The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.
Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
by LimTasky August 22, 2011
Get the Nap Stomachmug. A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.
"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"
by Lesna January 27, 2009
Get the whack napmug. 1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.
2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.
2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.
by EnniferJay August 16, 2014
Get the aggressive nappingmug. The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009
Get the Business Napmug.