Mattress Dragger

A person who falsely accuses someone of rape after being rejected romantically for the purposes of fame and/or revenge

Don't hang out alone with Emma, she's a real mattress dragger.

by IndescribablyLogical July 19, 2016

Mutterzucker

1. Someone who is a sinister 'motherf*cker' just like Mark Zuckerberg.
2. A scam or scheme as devious as Facebook, esp. online scams, computer technology.

You conned hot swedish models to pay for posting their naked pictures on your website? MUTTERZUCKER!

by exatron December 6, 2020

Mattress

Someone who is as thick as a mattress

meaning youre dumb

Your brother is a fucking mattress

by Sogmon January 8, 2021

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

man mattress

A comfortable man to sleep on.

A sleeping man that can be used as a man mattress

by stephette February 17, 2010

Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.

Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!

by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011

Bush Mutt

An ugly woman that could resemble the likes of a haggard old dog that just emerged from days in the woods.

Desheveled woman walks into the room... "holy shit, check out the bush mutt that just walked in..."

by Southpaw666 May 14, 2012