mushroom dogbone

Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.

Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.

by Adhesive Elephant Tenders October 8, 2013

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rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick

Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

by SunDiablo September 6, 2013

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Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

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mushroom-fetius

An insult in which the mushroom-fetius-E has a baby mushroom in their brain from either too much shrooms or being a hater on via: facebook; twitter; myspace; etc. Against family or friends.

Example: john was telling sally about his trip to his families house and how stupid he thought his cousin was being. And in reply sally said, "your being a total Mushroom-fetius"

john:" i was like all 'dude you don't have to shove all that in your face. Gosh he is so stupid..."
sally: " john, everybody is dumb in a way, but your being a total mushroom-fetius."

by yamazaimoku sisters July 4, 2011

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