Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017

Mud-squirrel

A piece or pieces of excrement.

If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".

Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"

by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007

Mud Sport

Mud sport is the same as water sports though it involves poo instead of pee.

I did not know that two girls one cup involved mud sports, until I watched the video!

by Eforen April 20, 2009

Mud Nigger

A derogatory term for the child of a Cuban (wetback) and an Arab (sand nigger).

What is with all these mud niggers swimming to America only to bomb our buildings?

by MudNigger February 7, 2012

Mud Blood

Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.

Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.

by str8 outta dp September 23, 2015

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020

pig in the mud

Anal sex, gay or straight.

I turned her around and stuck my pig in the mud.

by SkiLikeMe June 9, 2010