The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.
That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church November 30, 2012
Welcome to Fugville, the village of fuglies. Whether you are permanently fugly or "just in a slump", when you choose to enter the ville there is no going back. A village of where there is so much fugliness, yet there is so much beauty around us. Full of mountains and prairies, crazy wildlife, and elegant scenery, Fugville is the perfect place for getting stoned. We hope to see you soon:)
Welcome to Fugville, Montana; the ugliest town known to man.
My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.
My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.
by Mayor of Fugville December 8, 2015
by Itsmee November 18, 2020
by summiebummie February 25, 2023
Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.
by unknowndiary September 28, 2017
Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.
by Jack Stack_24 October 3, 2020