Media slaves

Democrats and liberals. Sjw's also....and blm tards

Look at all those media slaves wearing masks alone in their car at a Biden rally

by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020

media

An 'industry' that exists to provide a job for rich, bored kids who are able to work* for next to nothing for the first eight years of their working life before being given a 'break'. This usually consists of sucking a fat sweaty producer's minging weapon for the chance to make tea for Jamie Theakston.

*In divergence from the usual definition of the word, 'work' is here defined as 'bitch incessantly about the other coked-up shit-for-brains tossers (who use question inflection for every sentence they ever speak due to their crippling insecurities hidden by self0abuse and eating disorders) that you work with then take your holidays with them to Cannes or the Edinburgh Festival'

"Oh, well the media isn't reaslly a job, darling? It's more of a lifestyle choice, yah, y'know?"

by Dazzla September 29, 2003

Liberal News Media

A mythical boogeyman trotted out by Right wing *think* tanks, Republican politicians, and others who continue to champion failed policies and ideologies, despite their empirically proven ineffectiveness

A straw man used by Republicans in an attempt to rationalize their repudiation by the American voting public

A tool for mitigating the cognitive dissonance experienced by those who claim to represent “American Values,” yet are rejected by the actual American people. See also “Real America”

Boy, it’s a good thing the Liberal News Media relentlessly investigated those false claims of WMDs’ isn’t it? Otherwise, hundreds of thousands of people would have died needlessly and we would have been stuck in a hellish war for at least a decade!

by roadscrawler April 29, 2009

Modaffari

A last name derived from Persia, although some would like to say from Africa. A person who thinks they know everything, but actually just argues with you to annoy you. Is very blunt and honest, but likes to embellish stories.

Are you telling a Modaffari Story?

by NYBuffalo October 4, 2008

baker media

A place where males look at boobies, and everyone engages in silly and serious discussion.

Hey dude, let me suck your baker media

Put that baker media in my ass you fucking whore

One time I stepped in some hot fresh baker media and I almost slipped and fell on the shit maker.

by Bronko June 26, 2006

media manipulation

Slapping the monkey while listening to the radio, talking on your flip phone, and checking out parishiltonvideo.com on your laptop

Man, I did 20 or 30 seconds of media manipulation over that Olsen twins trailer.

by Orchidizzle May 18, 2004

Madiana

The most beautiful woman of all time. Madiana is the girl of your dreams is literally the best girl she has a beautiful smile and just everything about her is perfect. She likes to stay in long relationships and is very loyal. She can be a goof and serious she has the greatest personality anyone could ask for.

Saul: Damn, whos that.

Bob: That's the new girl I heard her name is Madiana.
Saul: Wow, she's so perfect.

by Haurcute December 10, 2019