MITCH

A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort

My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch

by Mitching it May 14, 2022

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Mitch Parry

See definition for "mitch"

"Mate, you're being a proper Mitch Parry today, give your balls a tug and walk it off"

by Deaf Chris November 22, 2021

mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015

Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player

“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

“ are you gonna Mitch tech?”

by The narrative April 28, 2025

Mitch

Mitch - better then Matt/Matthew in every possible way.

Just saying. If it’s on urban dictionary it’s true remember

Matthew had a good game, but Mitch was better

by Matthasa1inchdick October 3, 2022

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through Hellstrom

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through Hellstrom

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through Hellstrom

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025