1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
Get the Milk the ferretmug. The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
Get the Man Milkmug. When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate
by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018
Get the Milking the colonmug. A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.
by Little Bell January 29, 2022
Get the Bro Milkmug. by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021
Get the Soy Milkmug. One of the most underrated users on Twitter, he has immaculate taste and makes some of the greatest tweets on the app. They can be found on Twitter at @DannyMilk_ .
"Danny Milk said he really liked Lady Gaga's new album."
"Of course he did, he has incredible taste!"
"Of course he did, he has incredible taste!"
by DannyMilk November 7, 2020
Get the Danny Milkmug. Aidan: Did you see James Charles’s video yesterday?
Jack: Yeah it was awesome, his channel is the Meaty Milk!!!
Jack: Yeah it was awesome, his channel is the Meaty Milk!!!
by Tall Onion May 2, 2019
Get the meaty milkmug.