Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.

ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019

Milking the Vein

Another term for male masturbation.

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!

by Drunez. August 27, 2009

demon milk

It’s milk but from a demon

I heard there’s demon milk sale

by Demon Milk January 3, 2021

Cocky milk

Nesquik chocolate milk that you stir with your cock

“Want some cocky milk?”
“What’s that?”

“Chocolate milk that I stirred with my dick.”

by TheFarmerBoyX June 13, 2021

Soy Milk

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish

Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!

by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

nutty milk

An alternative nickname for semen. Also, an organic white girl beverage produced from cashew milk.

"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."

by Tell me why do you care? January 3, 2017