michael

A massive cunt

"That guy right there, is a total Michael"
"Oh so he's a cunt"

by randoguy June 12, 2016

Michael

Gayyy he will fucking suck ya dick for free

"No michael stay away from my dick"
You cant suck it for nothing

by Shellyukwhodisis January 22, 2018

Michael

Slang for weed. To be used when discretion is necessary.

yo we gonna kick it with michael tonight?

by Nobody so why do you care? December 14, 2010

Michael

Michael most definitely has the biggest penis to ever exist, so big in fact that other men hide when hearing his name out of fear that their winkles might fall off at the sight of his camel tail.

Whoa Michaels here we can smell the Sahara because his Camel tail is so big

by Fatwinkle July 18, 2018

Michael

Piece of shitttt

Michael sucks

by Handle handle December 20, 2017

michael

a person with a 100000000 inch dick

your a michael

by ranel fucktard November 21, 2017

Michael

A guy loves dick anytype of dick he can get his hands on

Oh wow that guy is such a Michael

by Iamnotagod January 3, 2019