The Wilking Methode

So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off

and the methode is that is very dangerous because

you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!
I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!
by Miles_pogboy June 07, 2024
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Iron bar method

When a man is in a relationship or has very strong romantical feelings for someone rejection or a breakup can lean to the use of the Iron bar method. The Iron bar method was created on TikTok as a way to get a past lover back to you during no contace or just after a breakup. The Iron bar method is also used to get out anger in sadness in a physical way. The Iron bad method is only used in dire circumstances when a man had been broken beyond repair. A man who was so deeply in love that they would've gave their life for their lover. To the point where their lover comes before themself, their family, friends, and even God. To excicute the Iron bar method you need to go to a gym and lift an ungodly amount of weight until you can feel the rage of Zeus flowing through your veins. In short the iron bar method is going to the gym to get shredded.
Thomas fell in love with the school bop and is now using the Iron bar method.
by justachillguy_67 March 24, 2025
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Bowl Method

Man who ejaculates in a toilet bowl
"Daniel I did the the bowl method last night"!
by Bigtoes234 December 01, 2024
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Schuley Method

Submitting the same exact assignment every homework and getting 100 on it every time.
“Yo bro, i totally Schuley Method that semester, like, she never even knew that I used the same exact homework every night and got full credit. Bitch better have mah money!”
by noturmomsfav January 27, 2022
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Josmer Method

A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.
Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine
by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 09, 2019
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The WHEEZY Method

The Wheezy Method is a strategic approach stemming from the popular SHAS METHOD} some critics may even say its a 2.0 version that revolves around creating a sense of anticipation and excitement by showcasing the promise of exceptional songs on the horizon. This method employs various tactics, such as targeted marketing campaigns, captivating advertisements, and exclusive previews, to generate hype and build up expectations among music enthusiasts.
However, the Wheezy Method often leads to great disappointment as the released songs fail terribely to meet the expectations set by the initial hype, leaving consumers with a sense of false hope
Did you see that fundraiser lacking Hype? They will surely use the WHEEZY Method
by Opmdog1629 April 10, 2024
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