merked

to be injured.

At lunch I saw Bubba on the chocolate merk container.
When I finally saw his picture on the merk box i knew he was merked.

by yojody April 17, 2011

Mercedes

An ugly, bitchy girl who starts rumors and ruins everyones lives. she's a compulsive lying whore who will do anything to get ahead. She's an awful friend and will stab you in the back any chance she gets don't believe anything she tells you. She probably has a shit load of STD's and nobody really likes her, she amazingly has a million friends though. She's also a fat stupid cheater, dont go near her.

girls: Mercedes is so awful, I'm glad I'm not friends with her.
every boy who has a brain: ew, whata whore, I'd never date that ugly slut.

by coocooAl August 6, 2011

Mercedes

Mercedes is a beautiful name for a girl who is mercyful and kind. Fitting for her since thats what her name means. Mercedes is probably the strongest and most passionate person who fights for what is write. Because of these qualities she probably has a secret admirer either unbeknownst to her or not but she did know who liked her and she felt the same she could find a way with faith in God that they will be together.

Mercedes can count on her secret admirer to always be there for her if he is given a chance.

by bEcAuSe BeCaUsE i LoVe U❤ October 31, 2019

merk (merked)

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

by Jess May 13, 2005

Stella Mercadugly

Stella is usually very chubby and short. She is very shy to the public but once you get to know her, shes a dick. Overall if you meet a Stella Mercadugly, shes ok and decent.

Yoooo she pulled a Stella Mercadugly

by andre grreeeen December 12, 2019

2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350

A reliable and cheap car manufactured by Mercedes-Benz and is the type of car a Karen drives. It probably has bumper stickers on the back that says either "Baby on board" or "Vaccines are bad". Try to get far away from that car because you will risk getting sued by the driver who probably is named Karen. If you follow this car, you will probably end up on a soccer field with lots of kids and lots of other Karens.

"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"

by Dinousrname February 9, 2020

mercer-effect

Synonym: Matt Mercer Effect

Matthew Mercer is the Dungeon Master of Critical Role, a Dungeons and Dragons game which started streaming on Twitch in 2015.

His Campaign, played alongside veteran voiceactors Laura Bailey, Travis Willigham, Sam Riegel, Marisha Ray, Taliesin Jaffee, Ashley Johnson and Liam O'Brian, has had a profund impact on the popularity of Dungeons and Dragons. Since it started broadcasting the sale of Dungeons and Dragons game manuals has incresead by double digits every year.

The "mercer-effect" describes Dungeons and Dragons sudden increase in popularity as a result of the show Critical Role.

"I had a session yesterday with a couple of 1-timers, they all said they started playing because of critical role"

"Yeah, thats the mercer-effect for you..."

by hangrycookiemonster November 13, 2019