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Material Boy

A guy who only wants you for your money , and acts all sissy when you won't by him something. He'll use you, and act romantic, but when your cash dries up, he's out of there!

Based off Madonna 's "Material Girl." Singing may be appropriate in some cases, but be sure to change 'girl' to 'boy.' Otherwise.... well, that would be awkward.
Vanessa: How'd your date go with Aaron last night?

Ingrid: He whined and begged for me to pay for his dinner. We'd agreed on going dutch , but apparently he's never heard of financial independence....

Vanessa: What a Material Boy!
by Nicole Fortune March 17, 2010
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Marriage material

"Connor would make the perfect husband, he's so marriage material" - Some bird, 2k17
by Geoff the Destroyer May 3, 2017
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McTerror

The feeling when you wake up after a one night stand and you see a "shasta mcnasty" lying next to you after the beer goggles have worn off.
I almost hyperventilated in mcterror after waking up next to Rosie O'Donnell.
by Austino123 March 28, 2009
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Materical

The feeling of wanting to kiss someone.
"I'm feeling materical"
"Cool. Lets makeout"
by exsayspickle August 25, 2009
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material

Masturbation content. What makes you hard.
I've been watching a variety of porn lately because I've always been running out of material.
by PatrickBeverley October 30, 2019
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JO Material

A girl that you can jerk off with online, preferably not knowing any of your friends or family so she doesn't expose your small dick when you dump her.
Hey man, I just had a real fun time with this JO Material, my dick almost exploded while she starred in amazement at it.
by Gary20O May 30, 2017
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