Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

by Eli April 2, 2004

Macon

1.) A small guy who takes it up the ass by 2 big black guys at once
2.) A very slutty girl; usually from Kansas.

1.) Did you see Macon with Jamal and Tyron?
2.) Guy#1: Dude i Just fucked Macon!!

Guy#2: Me Too.

Guy#3: uh... we triple-team Macon.

by z5096464 February 11, 2010

Mayonnaise sandwich

When having sex you cum in between two vaginas

Mayonnaise sandwich

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Mayonnaise Goblin

A pasty white liberal (Democrat) who wants to cancel everyone they don't agree with. Everything is "literally Hitler" when they don't get their way. They also enlist minorities to do their dirty work and then take credit for it. Just like they did during slavery. Usually has a minimum of 30 cats.

Kyle Rittenhouse 3
Mayonnaise Goblins 0

by Randy H Hornaynay February 15, 2021

nick marconi

person who thinks he is better than his friend but he isnt. A very quiet person and loves video game and always tries to do better than his friends but he never achieves it

man 1: Nick Marconi thinks hes better than Will

man 2: he so isnt! haha

by definitionsforurbandictionry December 24, 2008

malcontent

Ripped through strength.

that nigga is malcontent with mad strengfth .

by Markis Franklin May 13, 2005