Marriage

1. A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting.

2. the process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred.
3. In America, the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech.

Damn, marriage sucks. I can't act like a man anymore.

by Nitrolian May 21, 2015

Quasi-Marriage

How a man might describe his marriage if on a quest to sleep around.

Oh, its more of a quasi-marriage than anything.

by The mistress? September 23, 2010

Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.

I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!

by B702 February 3, 2008

manhattan marriage

A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"

Person 2: "No. What happened?"

Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"

Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"

by TOOL BAG TRAVIS February 18, 2009

gay marriage

Republicans and Democrats having anal sex together!

Clinton and Bush are fuckin eachother!!

I think those two fags are in the same coven or something.

by damn infidelic pagan hippie liberal scum March 20, 2005

Marriage dick

When your dick is so bad; Small and busts quick. Comes from the only way he will get any is if he is married. The only way to get some would be to trap her in a legally binding relationship.

Why did you break up with him ? He has good looks good job and he's so nice ?

I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.

by Robvtie November 25, 2020