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Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"
by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015
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mystery-muff

Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.

One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.

When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.

Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.

Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)

Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!
by ObWan July 29, 2010
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Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun
Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time
by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019
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Muff-bluff

When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
by bringerofgoodtimes April 3, 2011
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puff the muff

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff
by Not Diana July 26, 2017
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Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.
Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.
by Phaqer February 20, 2022
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Muff Oven

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out
by shotatcommand April 1, 2009
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