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Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
mugGet the Milk the ferretmug.

Blue Milk

Typical lean concoction (promethazine and codeine) but replaces Sprite with Milk. Usually also served with additional painkillers or xanax present.
That Blue Milk had him whoozy at the party, he doesn't remember a thing.
by LilCConThatBeat October 20, 2023
mugGet the Blue Milkmug.

Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
mugGet the Milk Cowmug.

milk top

when a girl gives you head so good u nut all on her face (milk being nut, top as in being her head)
dam, man oh girl gives some hell of a milk top
by sms boys June 3, 2009
mugGet the milk topmug.

Milking the Vein

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!
by Drunez. August 27, 2009
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tranny milk

Would you like some tranny milk with your coffee?
by Darklordnovice September 16, 2016
mugGet the tranny milkmug.

milk baby

a beautiful woman who is independent and all about her money and wellbeing
wow, look at her! so luxurious.
she’s a milk baby
by fiona eggless April 18, 2020
mugGet the milk babymug.

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