Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

Mastahorsalism

When you fucking masturbate a fucking horse. It is also when you cum or rape it. I tried to make you sound smart when you say it, and not like you’re about to fuck a horse.

“Wow, he just committed mastahorsalism! He’s a fucking mad lad!”

by [INSERT A NAME CUZ IM LAZY AF] March 4, 2020

mastable

CBT

mastable CBT

by dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 9, 2020

mastaneh

This is a girl from middle of nowhere, extremely sweet with clear soul,always full energy, just be careful don't fight with this girl, you are Ganna be always a looser.

Mastaneh, dance for us.

by Red Nail November 23, 2021

mastardylan

hes a bum trying to trade robux for cars in roblox he's a bum who cant get a job and lives on the street with a cellphone

beware of scammers kids

mastardylan is a hoe

by scammersaregay4555 July 14, 2022

mastaflatch

Food that a generally gross in consistency. Something sloppy or mushy or liquidy. Often related to the scooping of mashed potatoes in a canteen area where masta represents the mass of food and flatch represents the sound of the food landing on the plate. Also used for semi-melted ice cream.

Eewww that food is very mastaflatch, it looks like something I threw up last night.

by Johnnythefoodie July 24, 2022