hello is it me you are looking for?

a song.

hello is it me you are looking for?

by lololo manden February 21, 2018

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy

if you have ever used these words together in a sentence while speaking to someone, please never talk to anyone ever again.

Person 1: Hey man, lets do some skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy!

Person 2: *turns into an irish skibidi gooner* WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SIGMA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEVEL 85489284483992018384742982 GYATT

by skippythetoiletfan June 1, 2024

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

AHH yes this is the topic i'm looking for

When someone post an image that is the topic your looking for, you use this word

My friend: Posts image of killing gacha
Me: AHH yes this is the topic i'm looking for

by VB3009 January 7, 2021

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025