An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.
by Yo momster May 24, 2024
by Hoooopy June 01, 2018
The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 10, 2016
When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.
by Howard Juno August 28, 2014
by William7 July 02, 2021
That one friend who says their bisexual but yes still pulls zero bitches but constantly claims that they could pull bitches but they don’t feel like it.
by Spicy-lemon July 16, 2023
That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.
White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
by cwisticwistina July 24, 2013