by K.BRM May 13, 2005

The lethal process by which your asshole is expanded in diameter through a series of anal penetrations.
by cynical asshole June 19, 2003

Life is dark, but it's also beautiful. People should definately live each day as if it were their last. In the end you die... which is also beautiful.
by He!di Driessen July 24, 2006

Hmm, lets see... how can I fuck humankind over everywhichway and then make them act against all their inborn impulses and needs?
I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too! The story will make no rational sense at all.
Yep, that's it.
I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too! The story will make no rational sense at all.
Yep, that's it.
by AimforAwesome May 18, 2008

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

by Butthole Man September 27, 2005
