Life

A waste of time.

Why waste time living, if we're all gonna die sooner or later?

by K.BRM May 13, 2005

Life

The lethal process by which your asshole is expanded in diameter through a series of anal penetrations.

by cynical asshole June 19, 2003

life

Life is dark, but it's also beautiful. People should definately live each day as if it were their last. In the end you die... which is also beautiful.

I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life... not a mourning of my death.

by He!di Driessen July 24, 2006

life

The silliest expression of god's bent sense of humor possible.

Hmm, lets see... how can I fuck humankind over everywhichway and then make them act against all their inborn impulses and needs?

I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too! The story will make no rational sense at all.

Yep, that's it.

by AimforAwesome May 18, 2008

Life

uh...i don't know

"so what are you doing tonight?"
"uh...life."

by bob June 18, 2003

Life

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

Life

a brand of cereal. and a magazine

i was sitting at the table eating a bowl of life cereal and reading life magazine.

by Butthole Man September 27, 2005