Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.

I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022

Lawn stars

Lawn stars appear when low-angle sunlight is caught by dew or frost and appears to twinkle to the passer-by.

As the sun rose high above the eastern horizon, the lawn stars shone as jewels in the terrafirmament.

by Heyokavadhuta October 18, 2021

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

lawn pride

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.

I bet Tony has some serious lawn pride over there watching me cut the grass after he cut his.

by PlayfullScottsman September 19, 2021

Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.

Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.

by Barndor July 30, 2021

lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

Lawning

When merek is talking about his lawns again.

Hannah: All this rain is so nice!
Merek: yeah my lawns gonna be so nice

Hannah: really Lawning over here.

by hannsbanans May 24, 2021