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Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS
EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA
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Landon

this guy mains anji in guilty gear strive. this guy is literally anji
Trevor: did you see Landon's anji last night?
Marcus: yeah dude, he is literally anji it's insane.
Landon: Fuck you
by anjimain April 1, 2022
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If u know a Landon you know him for one thing. A Landon usally is very short but has a big 🍆. Landon usally has puffy hair and pulls all the girls. Landon has lots of freinds and is always loyal to girls.
That guys dick is huge

He must be a Landon
by Sharon Petters April 16, 2022
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One of the most caring people in the world. He can be shy but, mostly, he’s very talkative and loves to make new friends. He makes you feel special; asking if you're okay. He'll always be there—to comfort, to talk, to listen if you need to vent and let out stress. Although he can be lazy at times, he’s very responsible and does what he needs to get done. He’s humorous and very outgoing, but sometimes he speaks without thinking and when he does, he’ll apologizing asap—almost instantly. He says he's ugly but he's not and has a smile so bright and so sweet, it's contagious. The only way he'll break your heart is when he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. As a boyfriend, he's perfect. He's loyal and trusting. He's sweet, thoughtful, and caring. And he has great respects for his girlfriend—enjoying the time he spends with her to the fullest. He's very talented, as he has a love for music. He likes to sing and play the keyboard. He's often shy when showing his musical side, but when he sings, his voice is always strong and when he plays the keyboard, the sounds are always clear. He just doesn't realize how much of a sweet, caring, thoughtful, respectful, loving, loyal, and so much more of a friend—of a person—he is. And without him, so much, such as life-changing events, meetings, makings of friendships, and more, would not have happened. So, one should be very grateful to meet or have met, such an amazing person, because I know, I very much am.
(Landon) is so sexy I wanna fuck him bareback
by opppison April 17, 2022
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the kind of guy who will go back and forth with you and tell you things about yourself that people are normally scared to tell you. you might hate him sometimes but there’s a lot to love. the best guy with parents and a truly caring person when it comes to any kind of relationship. he will always have your back and treat you well. don’t fear abandonment with him because the love in his heart is unbreakable and amazing. don’t give this guy up❤️
Landon makes me feel amazing in every way.
by probablyinlove:) April 18, 2022
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Landon Bell

Landon bell has super puffy cheeks and he loves Liv, and playing with boys on a mat
by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022
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Landon

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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