Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.

Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.

by pleasedgf October 9, 2011

Looping Clap

A strange disease that afflicts people who make excessive use of Roland drum machines or emulations thereof.

"Check out my sick beat"
"Yeah, dude, you've got the looping clap. You should see a doctor about that."

by obscure_robot August 20, 2012

Looming-flume

The word "looming-flume" is pronounced loo-ming-floo-m. The "looming-flume" is when you are in a bathtub, and you suddenly have the urge to pee. It came out of nowhere. You do not want to get out of the tub, your so comfy.

E1: Hey! What did you do last night?
E2: I listened to music and had a warm bath. Halfway through, I had to face the Looming-flume.
E1: Yikes!

peeing flume bathtub bare urination why water

by hollabackgirlllll October 21, 2015

Looking for Angelica

Someone goes to religious services for the sole purpose of meeting nice girls, or angelic women looking for a serious relationship.

A guy who goes to church only to meet nice girls with girlfriend potential is "looking for Angelica."

by Me_myself December 7, 2019

Looking grim

A term popularized by the clothing brand Grim5tone, used when one is complementing the outfit or appearance of another. Can also be used as an adjective that the narrator finds appealing, anything can be objectively looking grim, however not everyone has to agree on the grim status of said object.

Bro 1: damn I got these new black cats and they looking grim asf

Ex 2.

Bro 1: rate my fit rq

Bro 2: easy 10, you looking grim fs

by Cherbippleyute February 11, 2022

losing 50/50

losing 50/50 is when you're in pain and agony from getting c10 qiqi instead of your wanted character.

player 1: Dammit! i lost the 50/50 to god darn qiqi again. fuck her.
player 2: damn losing 50/50 must suck lmao-
player 1: didnt you just lose yours to diluc yesterday?
player 2: ...

by etsuk0o February 18, 2022

heavy looking on

to let others do all the work while you watch; to do nothing but observe others working;

leaning on a shovel instead of using it; Most of the road crew did the heavy looking on while the new guy dug the hole.

by PoulBluenoser February 19, 2011