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Leaving tracks

When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.
Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.
by KevinBacon39 September 22, 2022
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Leave the kids alone

So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Leaved

Abbreviation of left.

Commonly used in England and outer areas of North America
Best leaved it the experts.
They leaved the area
by Nabbetetrysvaks sdf June 23, 2023
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Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.
The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k
by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018
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Leave It On Laps

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by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025
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