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Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".
by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022
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lawn deity

An exceptionally good DDR player that behaves like a complete asshole (See: DDRsole) but then redeems him/herself in some meaningful way.

Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.
Zack.
Duy.
JSB.

"If that DDRsole doesn't quit bragging about his AAA's, he'll never achieve lawn deity greatness."
by Rebecca Day April 6, 2004
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To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.
“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”
by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021
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lawn pizza

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard
by Vandy80 February 19, 2021
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Lawn Boss

The title given to the member of the household who is in charge of the lawn.
I have the nicest lawn on my street, i'm the head honcho lawn boss.
by A2Z Property Maintenance April 2, 2021
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Lawn Darts

Hand rolled cigarettes with keif sprinkled in with the tobacco
"Yeah man, I'm just chillin', smokin' some lawn darts, Y'know"
by phukkinInthebushes April 23, 2021
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Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
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